Now, I know I just got out of 245 years of sensory depravation, and my ears are sensitive to sounds, but I think I heard her celebrating all the way up north here.
I cannot blame her, really. I am still in shock someone would want to read about my unique existence. It is not every day I hear about someone’s mother signing her child’s soul over to the devil, condemning him to a life of evil.
But then again, I have been away for a long time, what do I know? I can barely figure out this device called a cellular phone, and it has taken me two days to figure out what a blog is, let alone how to—what do you call it?—post an entry…
To celebrate this momentous occasion I am going to host a contest this week and give some fun things away. I won’t reveal the prizes, though, until the end of the week. They could range from books, to gift cards, to . . . well—I will surprise you.
You will have chances all week to enter the drawing. For today, you can gain TWO entries by:
1) leaving a comment here on this blog post.
Stay tuned…tomorrow I will give you a chance to earn THREE entries.