Hello! I’m David Sadler.
I’m not sure I am able to live up the expectations dear Rachel set in her post yesterday. Having been asleep for nearly 250 years, I’m a bit behind the times. It wasn’t so much sleeping for so long, but in sensory deprivation as punishment for not completing an assignment from my Master. Many things have changed in a quarter of a century.
One thing I am struggling with is the language.
Uber, for instance. I have heard several young people use this word. Gage, the demon assigned to watch over me to make sure I get my assignment done, says it is how the young people talk now.
I may resemble a young twenty-two-year-old guy; however, I’m over four-hundred-years-old!
Some other words that confused me were: Peeps, Emo, and Crunk.
Do you all know what these mean?
I am already at a disadvantage considering my demonic side is clawing to get out at the slightest provocation. So, please, help an old half-demon out and share with me some fun, common words or phrases. I need to fit into the twenty-first century a bit better so I may find my target and possibly vanquish this monster festering inside of me.
That’s all I really want, after all, is to be human. I didn’t ask for this enslavement.
In return for your help, I will give you a final chance to earn extra entries into Lynn’s drawing for a $25.00 gift card.
Leave a comment here for one entry, but if you go and also leave a comment at Wasteland, the story Lynn wrote about me, I’ll have her give you TWO more entries for that comment.
That would be a total of three for today if you leave a comment in both places.
Lynn told me she would tally the entries up and announce a winner tomorrow some time. You’ll have to give her some time, though. I have been watching all week and have seen many entries!