FRIDAY FUNNIES

Critter Puns

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Friday Funnies is a chance to share your wild and crazy stories. Whether it’s a personal story or just something that strikes you as funny. Let’s laugh and have some fun, but keep it clean, cuz I’m a watchin’ **wink wink**

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I got an email from a good friend the other day. Here are a few from that. Oh, they cracked me up.

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What’s crackin’ you up lately?

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12 thoughts on “FRIDAY FUNNIES

  1. I got a funny from my sister today. It’s a copy of a 3rd grader’s report about horses…except she misspelled horse. Throughout the entire report, she spelled it hores. It was especially funny when she said her daddy wanted a hores, but her mommy said no.

  2. Gzusfreek—OMG, that’s funny.
    Janelle—Not feelin’ it today, huh? Hey, that’s ok too. Have a great weekend!
    Sarah—Yeah, I’m not funny, that’s why I need cartoons!
    Billy—The first time I saw that, I didn’t get it. But then I saw the blown up bag the other one was carrying. THEN I cracked up!
    Tracy—OMG, a bunny in its mouth? I would have just died. Were kids crying and screaming all over the place?
    Kat—Yeah, I was laughing out loud at Gzusfreek’s as well–and I’m sure that’s funny, cuz I work at home. My dogs were lookin’ at me a little crazy. 🙂

    Great FRIDAY FUNNY today….keep ’em comin’ I wanna laugh some more.

  3. ROFL!!!!!!!!!

    I thought I was laughing hard enough, but then I read gzusfreek’s comment, and now I have tears in my eyes.

    And then Tracy … your story reminds me of when my 13-year-old was only 4. We got up on Easter morning and prepared for church. As we rounded the car, we saw that someone had run over a rabbit in the middle of the street. My daughter lost it. She bawled her eyes out thinkin’ it was the Easter bunny. It took me a half hour to convince her otherwise.

  4. Those are funny! Thanks for sharing. I have a true critter story to share that I think is pretty funny.

    Severaly years ago, I worked at an apartment community that backed up to a golf course. There was a family that had rescued a wild kitten, and while they somewhat domesticated it, some of the wild tendencies remained. Easter came around, and we sponsored an Easter Egg Hunt for the children in the community. All was going well until this cat, which had grown quite large, came running from the golf course, through the party, with a rabbit hanging out of its mouth! Of course, the kids began to cry and scream “the Easter bunny, it has the Easter bunny!” Talk about timing!

  5. hee hee good stuff! Farmer in the Dell. ..
    I got this in my email this week:

    I was so depressed last night, I called Lifeline.
    Got a call center in Pakistan .
    I told them I was suicidal.
    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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