FRIDAY FUNNIES

laughJoke time.

Friday Funnies is a chance to share your wild and crazy stories. Whether it’s a personal story or just something that strikes you as funny. Let’s laugh and have some fun, but keep it clean, cuz I’m a watchin’ **wink wink**

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A Sure Cure

Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.

One said “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.

I’ve tried everything–noise, spray, cats–nothing seems to scare them away.

Another said “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic.

I’ve even had the place fumigated, and they won’t go away.”

The third said, “I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church…

Haven’t seen one back since!!!

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Acting Up in Church

One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour.

The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.

Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.

Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, “Pray for me! Pray for me!”

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What’s makin’ you laugh lately?

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3 Responses to FRIDAY FUNNIES

  1. Billy Coffey says:

    That last one sounds like something my son would say!

  2. gzusfreek says:

    That is so funny! Happy Friday! Great post!

  3. Kat says:

    I love the first one! Ha!

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