FRIDAY FUNNIES

Friday Funnies is a chance to share your wild and crazy stories. Whether it’s a personal story or just something that strikes you as funny.
Let’s laugh and have some fun, but keep it clean, cuz I’m a watchin’ **wink wink**

I found this on the internet.  It’s hilarious. I didn’t post the entire list, it’s just too long…so click the title if you want to see them all.  Have fun laughing.  I sure did.

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The World’s Funniest Real Ads

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat… been out while. Better be reward.

Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs – $175.

Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.

Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.

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So, anything make you chuckle this week? Do tell.

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6 thoughts on “FRIDAY FUNNIES

  1. Those are hilarious! Love it!

    I like the ones from church bulletins- like “Weight Watchers meeting tonight. Please enter using the large double doors,” and “Don’t let worry kill you-let the church help,” and a personal favorite, “At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to the choir practice.”

  2. My favorite: the mattress with the slight urine smell. LOL! Anyone with kids knows that major yuck factor (though I learned how to get it out with baking soda and sunshine).

  3. I have an ad from the newspaper where I work taped to my computer that says: “Free to good home Miniature American Eskimo, 1-1/2 year old. Needs room.”

    I have another one, too, but it’s for a meat-packing plant and can be construed as kind of naughty, so I won’t tell you what that one says. 🙂

  4. How funny! I found this while doing a little Christmas shopping for my son. It was a Superman costume, and on the back of the tag was this: Warning-wearing this costume will not enable you to fly.

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