Kids are Quick

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Kids really do say the funniest things. It’s mid-week, so I thought we could all use a chuckle, wouldn’t you agree?

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KIDS ARE QUICK:

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It’s the same dog.

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What are some cute things your kids have said?

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5 thoughts on “Kids are Quick

  1. I’d always heard about laughing so hard milk shoots through your nose, but I never witnessed it until my 13-year-old started talking about hairpieces one night at the table.

    She misspoke and called it a Pootay instead of a toupee. Taking a drink of milk, she realized her gaffe and the humorous phonetics of her made-up-word. When she started laughing, milk shot out of her nostrils.

    I’ve never seen anything so funny in my life.

  2. Lynn, when my son was younger, probably about 3 or 4 he was crying and saying something hurt but we couldn’t understand what he was saying. Finally he pointed to his “owbrey” and we figured out that his eyebrow got scratched or something. Every since, we’ve referred to them as owbreys.

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