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David’s Wasteland
Hello! I’m David Sadler.
I’m not sure I am able to live up the expectations dear Rachel set in her post yesterday. Having been asleep for nearly 250 years, I’m a bit behind the times.It wasn’t so much sleeping for so long, but in sensory deprivation as punishment for not completing an assignment from my Master. Many things have changed in a quarter of a century.
One thing I am struggling with is the language.
Uber, for instance. I have heard several young people use this word. Gage, the demon assigned to watch over me to make sure I get my assignment done, says it is how the young people talk now.
I may resemble a young twenty-two-year-old guy; however, I’m over four-hundred-years-old!
Some other words that confused me were: Peeps, Emo, and Crunk.
Do you all know what these mean?
I am already at a disadvantage considering my demonic side is clawing to get out at the slightest provocation. So, please, help an old half-demon out and share with me some fun, common words or phrases. I need to fit into the twenty-first century a bit better so I may find my target and possibly vanquish this monster festering inside of me.
That’s all I really want, after all, is to be human. I didn’t ask for this enslavement.
In return for your help, I will give you a final chance to earn extra entries into Lynn’s drawing for a $25.00 gift card.
Leave a comment here for one entry, but if you go and also leave a comment at Wasteland, the story Lynn wrote about me, I’ll have her give you TWO more entries for that comment.
That would be a total of three for today if you leave a comment in both places.
Lynn told me she would tally the entries up and announce a winner tomorrow some time. You’ll have to give her some time, though. I have been watching all week and have seen many entries!
Good Luck.