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Friday Funnies
~~~Okay, it’s Friday.
It’s been a long week for some, so let’s end it with a laugh.
What’s a funny joke you’ve heard recently?
Do tell…
((keep it clean))
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I’ve got one. I heard this and just had to laugh cuz it was . . .well . . . judge for yourself:
***What game do elephants play the most?***
((I’ll put the answer in the comments later. . . feel free to guess, though))
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Come on, I know you can do better than the one I posted.
Make us laugh.
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FRIDAY FUNNIES
Friday Funnies is a chance to share your wild and crazy stories. Whether it’s a personal story or just something that strikes you as funny. Let’s laugh and have some fun, but keep it clean, cuz I’m a watchin’ **wink wink**
The Christian BarberThere was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately.
So the next morning when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said,
“Today I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door.”
Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, “I want a shave!” The barber said,
“Sure, just sit in the seat and I’ll be with you in a moment.” The barber went in the back and prayed a
quick desperate prayer saying, “God, the first customer came in and I’m going to witness to him.So give me the wisdom to know just the right thing to say to him. Amen.”
Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying
“Good morning sir. I have a question for you… Are you ready to die?”
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You know any funny jokes? Do tell.
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FRIDAY FUNNIES
Joke time.
Friday Funnies is a chance to share your wild and crazy stories. Whether it’s a personal story or just something that strikes you as funny. Let’s laugh and have some fun, but keep it clean, cuz I’m a watchin’ **wink wink**
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A Sure Cure
Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.
One said “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.
I’ve tried everything–noise, spray, cats–nothing seems to scare them away.
Another said “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic.
I’ve even had the place fumigated, and they won’t go away.”
The third said, “I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church…
Haven’t seen one back since!!!
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Acting Up in Church
One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour.
The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.
Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, “Pray for me! Pray for me!”
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What’s makin’ you laugh lately?
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FRIDAY FUNNIES
And that’s how the fight started……
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Friday Funnies is a chance to share your wild and crazy stories. Whether it’s a personal story or just something that strikes you as funny. Let’s laugh and have some fun, but keep it clean, cuz I’m a watchin’ **wink wink**
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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”And that’s how the fight started
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My wife walked into the den & asked “Whats on the TV?”
I replied “Dust”And that’s how the fight started
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A woman is looking at her body in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
‘The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’And that’s how the fight started
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.And that’s how the fight started
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’
He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’
‘Nah, she can order for herself.’And that’s how the fight started
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Ok, anything tickling your funny bone lately?
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